Blonde

Someone who throws their cell phone away in the garbage can in the bathroom of Taco Bell.

Blonde

by Jenbug October 6, 2008

Blondes do it better

blondes are poo, end of story

blondes do it better, but they can’t do anything right

by ash04 May 27, 2018

Blonde Effect

When a blonde female is overly base (stupid) and ridiculous, and causes everyone in her vicinity to be mentally disabled until the blonde leaves the vicinity/room.

Everytime she walks into a room, everyones brains seem to shut down. Talk about having the blonde effect

by UselessfromReedley April 7, 2010

Pimp Hating Blondie

The outdated practice in which white women who have been frustrated by a black man in her past, dyes her hair platinum blonde and dedicates her life to vain attempts to play out black guys, be they nerd or NBA player.

That woman who is suing Michael Jordan for not paying her extortion money over their torrid affair is a Pimp Hating Blondie.

by Turn and smile doll, that's it. May 31, 2005

Blondie

One of many dumbass people.

"A blondie and a brunette jump off a building, which one hits the ground first......
the brunette, cause the blondie had to stop the the 30th floor to ask for directions."

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003

Blondie

A term used for poeple who talk blondish. She's always moving her head and rolling her eyes while talking to people for absolutely no reason. She talks with attitude and people are like wtf? Likes being the center of attention and is veryyy overdramatic. Also known as a melon. Thinks all guys are after her o.0 Eww.

Me: Did you see that Blondie rolling her eyes while talking to me again!?
Mike: That fucker....what a Natalia!

by The Unknown Sluts February 28, 2009