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Blake

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night

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That dude is a total Blake(while jerking off in a bag of beef jerky with hand sanitizer)
by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022
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Blake

Blake is the type of person to give you a good laugh, even though he says and does dumb shit he always knows how to bring a smile to your face. A Blake is a hardworking and ambitious person who doesn't stop to take a break.

But knows how to have a good time, if you are married or dating a Blake you have good tolerance and patience and except him for who he is.
Blake
by Suncorps18 January 2, 2022
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Blake Milanovich

most annoying gay kid on the planet. loves men and clash royale….
Hey did you hear about blake milanovich? I heard he’s SUPER fruity!
by Sleepdeprivedcrystalgirl January 3, 2022
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Blake

The smartest and best person in the room and likes the best games and very smart and is better than you and likes say the ward and and not using commas and is still better than you
He is such a Blake I bet he is gonna cure cancer
by Russianpancake January 14, 2022
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Blake

Blake is a super smart and weird person. She happens to be very above average and pretty. She may be in honors geometry but doesn’t do her work.
“Blake do your work” “No”
by Noah did not write this January 19, 2022
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Blaked

My buddy Blake took 7 Irish Car-Bombs during brunch last Sunday. By 3pm he face planted and chipped his tooth.. dude was absolutely Blaked.
by Ozboss January 20, 2022
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Blaked

Seemingly sober lookin, however, completely silent and unable to drive.
My dude Blake went out last night and took 12 green tea shots, he was taking selfies with bitches but didn’t get any numbers…. Dude was absolutely Blaked.
by Ozboss January 20, 2022
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