Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011

black sauce

A large group of African-Americans masturbating in a small corner forming a large flow of semen.

Hey Chantel

Yes dwayne?

Did you go to the black sauce last friday?

You know it my nigga! I squirted all over tony and markeet!

by Ballsack Sniffer November 3, 2013

Lewis Black

An individual who seems to suffer from heart attacks every time he is on stage. Very vocal on his views of the Clinton scandal and how he wanted to eat his head from the inside out. Loves IHOP, his health spa, and can't figure out why someone would say "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by Steve September 25, 2003

The Black Parade

the most recent my chemical romace cd to hit stores...the black parade itself is about "the pacient" who's going through cancer and about to die and in gerard way's way of thinking, its when death comes to you in you most cherished memory and the pacient's most cherished memory is about his father taking him to see the marching band. being that it is the black parade, death comes to him as a parade. listen to the album, youll probably understand his story more

Welcome to the black parade

by silent_but_dandy October 29, 2006

Fade to Black

The only Metallica song you know so you constanly say it everytime any Metallica song comes on. Can also be used to refer to any song you don't know.

Example 1:
Alex: Yes I love this song, Fade to Black right?
Johnny: No this is Enter Sandman you dick.
Example 2:
Simon: Oh man I love Metallica.
Lee: This is Back in Black by AC/DC you idiot.
Example 3:
Nick: I see a red door and I want to Fade to Black.
Joey: Wrong lyrics dude this is The Stones, Paint it Black.

by Nex Solo December 1, 2010

black church

(n). A Christian congregation consisting of black men, black women, white women and children of mixed race.

person one:"Just another black church in the hood." person two:"Church!"

by DatingLaurieForeman July 21, 2010

Black Dad

Black Dad: A thing that is left from the beginning.

Dude, I have a black dad.

by The black dad that came back. March 20, 2017