bitches be hungry

a girl that just ate, and is now tugging my cock for a twinkie

jamie: dat be a damn good grape, you got a twinkie?

james: DAOOM girl!>! bitches be hungry fo real!

by satan_apprentice February 14, 2009

Get Bitched

A different way of saying “get fucked”. Getting bitched means you were so fucking screwed over by a bitch that you have lost all living privileges.

Bro 1: “Oh God bro no the teacher just asked me to give a presentation on a zoom call and I didn’t even pay attention”
Bro 2: “haha bro get bitched”

by Cornucopiaofcum April 16, 2020

Snitch-bitchery

When one refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and tries to divert attention away from those actions by calling to light someone else's wrongful action.

Me and a co-worker both came late to work. To punish me, my manager told me I had to stay late. I told him I was only staying late if the other guy stays too.

I am a practitioner of snitch-bitchery at it's finest.

by DaBossRickyRoss July 14, 2009

Crusty Bitches

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.

Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.

by SloppyJones May 6, 2019

Trove of Bitches

A "Trove of Bitches" refers to a group of overweight female homosapiens who roll together everywhere causing drama blocking cocks and snaring unsuspecting drunk males who would otherwise not give them the time of day.

MIA and her entire "Trove of Bitches" crashed the club with intentions of getting drunk for free and finding inhibriated men that would under no other circumstances have any contact with. Be warned men... when the trove is active-- stop drinking!

by The Real Smoker April 21, 2011

Weak-ass-bitches

Urban Dictionary is a partisan group of hacks, who rely on everyone else to make their website worth visiting.

Yo, did you see how urbandictionary.com showed how they're weak-ass-bitches by deleting definitions they don't agree with?

by BluAnon March 7, 2021

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches

Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.

Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man

by 00milky_loaf00 May 2, 2022