Birthday Thief

Someone who steals someone else's birthday

Hey, your birthday is on the 21st?

Yeah....

Mine too!

You, sir, are a BIRTHDAY THIEF.

by IAmNotABirthdayStealer April 5, 2011

Birthday Powers

Powers gained during one's Birthday. An form of manipulation only available on the day of one's Birth

Guy 1: Get me a beer
Guy 2: Get it yourself
Guy 1: I use my Birthday Powers, get me a beer
Guy 2: Fine.

by That HK Guy November 30, 2011

Birthday

Being thrown out of the place you live

"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"

"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.

by guestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

birthing a loaf

Taking a MASSIVE dump.

Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.

by Dextiu May 11, 2014

Birthday Shout-Out

When a girl posts an old mirror pic of her and her bff for her bff's birthday instead of actually doing anything for her bff's birthday. Usually found on Instagram or Twitter.

"Omg, Happy Birthday! What did you get? Anything cool?"
"A Birthday Shout-Out."

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Birthday

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

by Vathsava El May 30, 2017