Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing

“My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob”

by Super6.fo August 30, 2025

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Beijing Bye Bye

To get a happy ending at a massage parlor and leave without paying.

Yes I was really stressed so I went to the parlor, to be honest I Beijing bye byed!

by SouperDude September 26, 2025

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Bendi

When you try to slam your penus into a vaginas & miss, you get a bendi

When you try to slam your penis into a vagina & miss, you get a bendi

by Nicknard November 28, 2025

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Elbow Bending Party

1. To drink a lot of adult beverages

2. The repetitive motion of bending your elbow to bring a drink, adult beverages to your lips.

3. To get shitfaced.

1."How you feeling this morning?"
"Shitty."
"Ya, an elbow bending party can really take a toll on you the next day."

2. It's Friday! You ready to do some elbow bending?

by Berry817 October 26, 2010

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the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.

If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

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