1. A Bean Muffin is wat you call something that is so awesome.
Its hard to explain how cool a Bean Muffin is. You'll know once you see a Bean Muffin.
(And people who think Bean Muffin means muffin top....you are wrong)
person 1. "Woahhh did you see that cool girl with octopus hair and green eyes??"
person 2. "Yeah man, i saw her. She's a BeanMuffin"
When you find urself in a hot tub you press ur anal cavity against the hot jet. Whilst u cum u let the bubbles blow you up till you are so bulbous you need to explode all over Lenka’s face!!!
Last night I tried to cum but while I bean souped Lenka made that yuck face!!