Painfully Average

A Rocket League car setup that looks like it was made by a squishymuffinz fanboy.

Joe has a painfully average car setup in rocket league man :/

by disturb April 19, 2021

Averager

(n.): A person or thing that is disgustingly average. Not exceptional or detestable in any way, shape, or form.

That latte from Starbucks is so bland, it's their averager on the menu.

by Lunar Aura July 21, 2004

crisis averted

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011

Aventail

basically being cool so like if you have that name you're automatically awesome and cool
also very trustworthy!

"Damn bro! Aventail#1234 is very cool"
"hey girl, is your name Aventail? because you're very hot and cool"

by Aventail May 20, 2020

Random Alert

A phrase which can be said as a reply to a completely off topic comment or reply on a forum or a youtube video ext...

Random internet weirdo: WELCOME TO THE U.S.A. of MEXICO. We are the friggin minority now...Unless somebody does something?? Is O'bama or MC Lame going to do it?

Me: RANDOM ALERT!!! RANDOM ALERT!!!

by God of Luigi October 4, 2008

false advertising

when a chick looks hot with sunglasses and takes them off and is ugly

she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

Average

1. The birth canal of a woman. 2. Pussy

Guy 1 - Dude its been forever since I got laid.

Guy 2 - Yeah man, you seriously need to get some average.

by akaBmo September 16, 2009