April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

by Dirtman567 April 17, 2021

April 28th

National cuss everyone out day

It's fucking April 28th go bat shit crazy

by [e-mail] April 28, 2022

April 28

If your birthday is on this day, congratulations you are an awesome, beautiful, magnificent person.

Person 1-“Oh, my birthday is on April 28.”
Person 2-“WHATT YOUR SO LUCKY!”
Person 2-“My birthday is December 16.”
Person 1-“Oop-”

by Skinny eggs April 7, 2020

April 1st

April 1st is kinda a fool's day were you prank people... on this day there is alot of sus people watch out... they are mostly on discord

Everyone was sus on April 1st

by Johnny719 April 2, 2021

April 16

National wear ur slip-ons to school day

April 16 is national wear ur slip-ons to school day which means take an extra pair of shoes Incase u get in trouble

by Jasminef1106 April 15, 2019

April 4th

Crazy dave day: On this day we worship (and act like) the character from the 2009 game, “Plants vs. Zombies” Crazy Dave.

Friend 1: “humina bubida cha”

Friend 2: “why’s he talking like crazy dave?”

Friend 3: “its April 4th!”

by Wyad April 4, 2021

april 24th

a disgusting challenge where forced fricking is legal, is this challenge created by edp 2.0? luckily, the official national day for april 24th is ice, celebrate ice instead.

weirdo: it's april 24th! you know what that means...
lia: no, it's national ice day, celebrate ice instead.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 4, 2022