Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)

Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."

by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018

April 28

If your birthday is on this day, congratulations you are an awesome, beautiful, magnificent person.

Person 1-“Oh, my birthday is on April 28.”
Person 2-“WHATT YOUR SO LUCKY!”
Person 2-“My birthday is December 16.”
Person 1-“Oop-”

by Skinny eggs April 7, 2020

April 16

bday of the GOAT

Yo he really do be GOATING, aww i see he was born on april 16th...

by bolmahkai15 April 16, 2020

april 15

national post embarrassing picture la of your best friend day !!

hey it’s april 15th i’m gonna embarrass you because i love you

by justagirlyk November 13, 2020

17th April

If you were born on this day, you’re one fineeee person nd you’re badass nd you slay man keep on going right that way.

Oh they’re born on the 17th April

That explains their bitch attitude nd beauty

Woahhhh

by xrealism1514 November 5, 2020

April 20th

April 20th is international Führer day

Guy 1:”Yoooo it’s April 20th”

by CoonSlay69420 October 16, 2020

april 1

april 1 (aka april fools) is make fun of your tall friend

person 1: ugh i’m so short
person 2: pfft
person1: you are supposed to make me feel better
person2: it’s april 1!

by Brooke_Alley December 24, 2020