n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.
v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.
Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?
Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?
Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
by housenog September 27, 2011
are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.
by jointfitter1968 November 24, 2010
When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.
by Mr. John Jackson November 23, 2010
"Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri
Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh)
Christian Dior, Dior
I'm up in all the stores
When it rains it pours
She like the way I (err)"
Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh)
Christian Dior, Dior
I'm up in all the stores
When it rains it pours
She like the way I (err)"
"Yo play that new pop smoke shit"
"Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh) Christian Dior, Dior I'm up in all the stores When it rains it pours She like the way I (err)"
"Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh) Christian Dior, Dior I'm up in all the stores When it rains it pours She like the way I (err)"
by crustynibba September 21, 2020
When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.
by Nodasport November 23, 2010
When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles
by Alvin Mack32 November 23, 2010
An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
by 910 January 28, 2008