Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.

Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.

by SugmaBalls69420 March 15, 2021

tic attack

found in tic disorders, more likely Tourette's syndrome, can happens by intense emotions, anxiety, etc, the person can't stop ticcing, its tiring and can last to minutes to several hours, in more severe attacks, the person can be hospitalized

''i had a tic attack yesterday, i almost passed out''

by ggukied March 19, 2021

Attack on Tinat

Well, you managed to misspell "Attack on Titan" as "Attack on Tinat". What the heck is a tinat? Do you know? Well, anyways, good job sucktard.

You: I just finished Attack on Tinat
Guy w/ functioning brain: The hell is that?
You: Uhhhh

by OmegaXerion March 29, 2021

Techno-Attack

A random attack involving the Youtuber Technoblade, particularly targeting orphans

Time to find some orphans, TECHNO-ATTACK

by Jbtm360 April 3, 2021

Attack on Karen

A parody of the popular anime, Attack on Titan. Attack on Karen (also abbrevated as AOK) is a story set in 2020, where the world is plagued by a virus, called Corona and a mutated subspecies of humans started rising as a result of the virus. They are called Karens. The Karens look and act like us but they are always savage monsters who go aggressive on any human who denies their wishes by wanting to see the managers. Out of all humans the managers are most targeted by the Karens, eventually a group of humans make a wall and reside keeping the Karens away using a tech called Karen detector. Several squadrons are formed to fight the Karens and save the world from those savage creatures.

Attack on Karen is the best anime ever, even though its a parody of Attack on Titan.

by Saitama 777 April 11, 2021

Attack Comms

A euphemism used by the Tory Party for lying

George Osborne has been put in charge of Attack Comms against the Labour Party

by Ostercy October 14, 2012