Apátisphobia 

Fear of being cheated on apátise (απάτησε) meaning cheated on and Phobia meaning fear

Person 1: I find it hard to open up to her
Person 2: But I haven't done anything to break your trust
Person 1: You're always smiling at your phone
Person 2: That doesn't mean I'm cheating counselor what do you think
Relationship counselor: I think he might have Apátisphobia

Apátisphobia by uofofn December 19, 2021

I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game 

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.

1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.

I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game by Dschezi December 21, 2022

apple fag 

that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. I GET IT! YOU'RE HIP AND TRENDY! who gives a fuck...

prima: HEY! check out my new iPhone! it's got a BROWSER!
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.

apple fag by ASSHAToftheCENTURY November 11, 2009

april 4 

The best bday you could have

I want my child to be born on April 4

april 4 by savannahjadax June 3, 2017

April 11 

If you were born on this day you’re hella cute and such a sweet person and you deserve everything on this planet

“Hey it’s April 11! Everyone born on this day is so cute and nice”

April 11 by you’re really cute November 23, 2019

APUSH 

A class encouraging you to commit suicide. If you are thinking about thinking this class, do not take this class. Its not too late for you. Unless you're some smart ass who knows absaloutely everything about anything in the history of the United States. If you are now taking this class, prepare for staying up til 3 in the morning to do homework you will end up getting a 60% on. Hah. Good luck. Side effects to this class include- depression, cancer, death.

-I think I'm gonna take APUSH next year.
-Are you fucking mental

APUSH by Talia Jude December 5, 2013

22 April 

The birthday of the best person in the world. If someone tells you that this is their birthday then they’re perfect.

Wow you’re so amazing! I bet you’re birthday is 22 April.

22 April by Shrek is Father October 29, 2020