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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
Alyssa Noel Johnson by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

Alyssa B. 

my ex gf's name is Alyssa B.
Alyssa B. by PrincePain October 30, 2020

alyssa phelps 

the most beutifull girl i have ever seen in my life
alyssa phelps by Geo the duck December 4, 2020
The best human being you will ever meet in your lifetime. She is beautiful, kind, smart, and most of all determined. She will always try her best to get her way and will do anything for her family. If you ever see an Alyssa W. you should tell them they are amazing.
Raymond: woah There is a new girl in school named Alyssa W.

Ted: Holy Shit she already is a goddess.
alyssa W by poopyheadthisisajoke December 6, 2020

alyssa may

The girl that shakes her ass on tik tok to get clout she is verified on tik tok and is trying to get to 1 million on Instagram !!!!!!!!!!

But she gorgeous/pretty
“Did you see Alyssa may new tik tok”
“No ....is it her shaking her ass?”
“...yes”
alyssa may by NANA_bitches January 2, 2021

Alyssa Benge 

The best girlfriend a guy could ask for. Is better than the guy currently writing this but whatever. She is hot and sweet and will always make you smile. She will melt your heart and make you blush all the time.
Dude why are you so red?”

I just talked to Alyssa Benge!”
Alyssa Benge by Alyssa’s bf March 30, 2021