Lone African

That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
by cwisticwistina July 24, 2013
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african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
by opinhurty194 February 02, 2016
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The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
by African war lord June 22, 2019
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african spitjob

When 2 predominantly black men spit in each others mouth when in dire need of water.
I’m gonna die let’s give each other an African spitjob.
by Luckypickle543 May 02, 2022
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African Descent

African Descent!
by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024
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African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
by Fireguy47 October 04, 2018
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