Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.

"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"

by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

by where my dad go? March 7, 2023

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013