by Ivanka March 22, 2005
Get the Candy Chickenmug. Dude.....John tried to get into Gwen's candy drawer last night but was denied because of a really heavy flow.
by Gwens candy master June 21, 2016
Get the Candy drawermug. When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 29, 2014
Get the Granny's Candymug. by Not Jackson January 30, 2019
Get the Room candymug. The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018
Get the carnage candymug. Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"
by ThatKidBra June 5, 2018
Get the Candy Poppermug. The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016
Get the soldier candymug.