Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

by Ally B May 11, 2004

Isabella Long

An amazing person, bad to the bone, with an absolutely amazing sense of style. She’s kuul as fuck and goes through a lot more than you’d thing. She enjoys sunsets and all she wants is to fucking cuddle. She’s vegan, worships Jah, and is smart as fuck. She’s really pretty, and might pierce her nose soon. She’s gonna have an amazing Fourth of July as well. I’m so glad I’m friends with her.

Isabella Long is the kuulest person I’ve ever met.

by Da_Alpha_Wolf June 24, 2019

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Long blinkcicidus

Long blinkcicidus is a mecical condition in which you blink for a longer duration then normal. Some tend to think that people with long blinkcicidus are sleeping when they are actually blinking. Because this condition makes your eyes take 4 hour hours to blink. The only known people in the World to have been infected with long blinkcicidus is Hunter Williams. So to any future girlfriends of his...no hes not sleeping hes blinking. Stop getting salty;)

That kid Hunter Williams from 5th period has long blinkcicidus

by Hunter_9119 May 24, 2020

Abi Long

Abi Long is a very weird specimen of woman. On occasions she can be a bitch but is mainly nice. Abi Long is great in bed and giving blowjobs, she don't spit shes swallows.

Everyone loves Abi

Oi look its Abi Long, shes sucking dick again.

Hey Abi Long, heard you have a dick.

by Bartek is sexy November 10, 2019

long squis

Squis is defined as a cigarette, thus long cigarette, above 6'7". Known for wearing black clothes and yellow shoes.

What's up Long Squis, are you feeling long today?

by Long Squis July 3, 2016