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Cruel Joke

Cruel Joke: A inside joke that a group of people play on a person they envy, dislike or hate for their own amusement.

Watch the movie Ride Along with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, when Ice Cube playing a police officer, calls a 126 in on his police dispatcher.
Man I believe Darius and Walter are playing a cruel joke on me. They keep having this crack head walk pass my window, right when they know I'm showering in the morning, just so he could creep me out. Sucks.
by WordsSmithSmarts June 7, 2014
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Anti-Joke

A Joke that's funny because it isn't. Dead baby jokes are so rude and politically uncorrect, they can only be funny, thus an Anti-Joke
How do you get a baby in a bowl?
A Blender.
How do you get it out?
Dorritos.
by scaredlittleboy July 20, 2005
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joe joke

A joe joke is an average joke that no one really laughs at or is particularly bad.They are usually followed by an awkward silence.
"Can I see you?" Person 1
"No but I can pikachu." Person 2 (peek at you)
*Awkward silence*
"Dude nice joe joke..." Person 1
by Team Natty November 5, 2010
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over-joke

the act of repeating an inside joke between you and someone else way too much.
Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......

Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."
by slayer707 January 3, 2010
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joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.
Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.
by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009
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Dream Joke

(noun)

A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"

In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?

Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.

Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*

Josh: I dunno, why?

Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.

Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!

Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?

*pause*

Eruption of laughter

Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!

Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
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Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010
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