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Bitch and a bonus 

Something that is good and bad at the same time.
Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.

bitch and a half 

1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.
Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.

Mark H. Pround provider of new(and some existing) slang vocabulary since February 2004.
bitch and a half by Mark H October 1, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

Bitch-on-a-stick 

Being rude, snarky, or bossy simply because an individual feels entitled or superior given the convenient circumstances.
Gail was a bitch-on-a-stick to her guest, because she had the connections to reserve a condo in Hawaii.
Bitch-on-a-stick by JSOhio February 15, 2019

A bad ass bitch 

Mell isn’t a bad ass bitch :)
A bad ass bitch by blasiandes April 29, 2019

Bitch with a capital 'C' 

A polite way of calling someone a 'cunt'. Bitch with a capital 'B' would be a super bitch, bitch on wheels, etc. Bitch with a capital 'C' ('C' being the first letter in 'cunt') is a clever way to get around saying the word 'cunt' in mixed or professional company.

For full effect, when saying this about someone, be sure to exercise the proper body language. I.e. raise one eyebrow, give a 'knowing' look, and slightly nod your head. Afterwards, follow up by saying, "You know what I'm saying?" and continue nodding to gain agreement from your audience.
Senator Clinton thinks she's all that, but really she's nothing but a bitch with a capital 'C'.

Lurlene think I's gonna work overtime tonite off da clock jus so she can make her bonus? Shiiiit! She be smoking som'tin. She ain't nuttin but a byatch with a capital 'C'.