Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

Shanty wagon

Noun: A piece of crap car that belongs in a third world country and not on paved roads.

Get your damn shanty wagon off of the interstate!

by Samb12 August 23, 2014

Tootsie wagons

A pair of fire shoes for example off white prestos

“Yo that guy has some fire tootsie wagons!, are they dior jordan 1’s?”

by Toby from nike January 21, 2020

scabies wagon

A form of locomotion riddled with unemployed degenerates.

I saw a scabies wagon at the gas station and told them to go get a job!

by Theliberalredneck January 4, 2018

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.

Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"

by KayEeeGee December 24, 2011