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weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.
by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
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Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.
"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"
by anyything June 27, 2022
mugGet the Weed Cheesemug.

unripe weed

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"
by blue cocaine September 25, 2018
mugGet the unripe weedmug.

Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.
Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed Is they type of weed “that does not” get you high
Dat nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed
by Jah’marion October 5, 2022
mugGet the Mid-Weedmug.

Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.
"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."
by Real big ween June 8, 2018
mugGet the Weed Wackingmug.

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.
“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021
mugGet the Weeding Beautymug.

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