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Clown Orgy

One step past a cluster fuck and/or on an ongoing basis.
The republican party under Trump was nothing short of a clown orgy.
by GiantNinja42 June 6, 2021
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BoJo the Clown

A nickname coined for the UK’s onetime Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, because he consistently came across as such a blundering clown.
Oh let’s just get rid of BoJo the Clown, he is a laughingstock and his circus act will most certainly fold with a vote of no confidence.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
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popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
weird al is very good at popping a clown
by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011
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Lesbian clown

its when someone female and a lesbian falls for another straight girl .
I am the Google definition of a lesbian clown
by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020
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clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.
After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!
by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018
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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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Clown chasing

If you try to gain cloud but end up looking like a clown
That was so stupid I can’t even say you were clout chasing, this is straight up clown chasing
by Nino.R February 25, 2020
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