fartium

The recently discovered periodic element destined to replace the dwindling supply of helium. Found in abundance anywhere there are 5th-grade boys

There were no helium balloons anywhere to be found, so James filled the party balloons with fartium.

by Sleastack69 March 16, 2022

Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.

During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.

by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022

Fartfugnuggin

When you squeeze out a fart and a small turd pops out.

I tried to fart but a fartfugnuggin popped out.

by soldier42486 March 27, 2022

fartang

When a retard farts while twerking

Retard- Shakes ass and rips ass
Person 1- STOP FARTANG
Person 2- Man, he's really Fartang over there

by King_Bophates April 1, 2022

Fartihhea

Fart and diarrhea. Smells stinky. dont eat it.!

I had the worst fartihhea ever.

by Horse Piss April 12, 2022

Farticle

An article about farts.

Jerry, have you read the new Farticle on Emma Stone’s farts?
Did you know who created Farticles? Gleb Nikolaevskii did!

by Gleb Nikolaevskii April 13, 2022

Fartress

An insult toward Fortress castle types in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

I don’t know why Ben is always Fartress, it’s such a stupid-ass weak town with awful level 6 and 7 creatures. The next time I take over one of Ben’s fartresses I’ll command my invading hero to take a shit in his Hydra Pond.

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022