Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."
by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...
by Justth3truth April 19, 2018

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.
What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?
Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.
What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?
Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.
by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

Rio: do that one dance. Get on the floor, act like you humping, do that one dance. Bounce yo shoulders, throw some money up, do that one dance
by Perc Nowitzki May 29, 2021

by The one and only One one February 3, 2017

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020
