Belly Babies

When you nut on your stomach and fall asleep before wiping it up

Man, i was slappin my monkey earlier then i fell asleep. I woke up with some belly babies on me.

by asseater42069 November 30, 2017

lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.

by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023

mabey baby

someone who has the most annoying ass baby voice.

*mabey baby is rowing*
“GO MABEY BABY!!!”

by notlucinda November 22, 2021

Baby Buyer

Term referring to a person (typically a privileged gay man, though not exclusively) who, by personal conviction or agreement with their partner, exploits surrogacy ("womb leasing") in a deeply selfish or exploitative manner. Their primary motivation is to fulfill their desire for parenthood (whether immediate or future) without properly considering the physical, emotional, social, or economic well-being of the surrogate mother before, during, or after the pregnancy.

Ugh, another wealthy influencer flying to Ukraine for cheap surrogacy. Dude's not even hiding his baby buyer vibes – zero mention of the surrogate's healthcare or aftercare. Just flexing his 'dad journey'.

by Hierónyme August 2, 2025

Soybean Baby

Is a person who doesn't care about what there eating and loves GMO and seems to forget alot of things

Philip is such a soybean baby

by IsiahHilley June 4, 2022

Baby Batter

Sperm

I shot a load of Baby Batter all over her face

by darkness757 June 6, 2018

baby pickle

A cucumber

"John calls it a cucumber, but it's a baby pickle."

by iTwAsAnInSiDeJoB August 31, 2017