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butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
mugGet the butt squirrelmug.

Butt

It’s something you sit on and something you poop out of.
Sherry went on the toilet and sat on her butt.
by Sherry blue January 5, 2019
mugGet the Buttmug.

front butt

frontal miniature gluteus maximus.

in other words, vagina.
weggie is to butt, as camel toe is to front butt.
by anon221 April 2, 2019
mugGet the front buttmug.

Poopy Butt Head

poopy butt head is someone who has fallen into the toilet before BUT (no pun intended) is overall just a poopy butt head
Jellil Hashamy is a poopy butt head, that boy done fell in the toilet at 13
by Qwebnm.... September 22, 2025
mugGet the Poopy Butt Headmug.

Butt load

noun. pl. -s

A "butt" was a medieval unit of measure for wine or beer. Technically a butt load is 475 liters or 126 gallons, which is roughly the size of the biggest wine and beer barrels from medieval Europe.
No worries, I've ordered a butt load of beer for the party, so we'll be good.
by FowlManor March 14, 2019
mugGet the Butt loadmug.

Butt Chuckle

when you put your phone in your back pocket and it suddenly begins to vibrate.
"Oh god, I just butt chuckled.."
"That butt chuckle felt sooo goood"
by unorginal January 14, 2017
mugGet the Butt Chucklemug.

Nuts and butts

When things get outta control, and the individual creating the madness has nuts and likes butts. This phrase is used to express ones owning of nuts while they also exude a strong want or desire for butts. The phrase can be used by many as long as they possess nuts.
That party was Nuts and Butts!!
by Space bear July 18, 2018
mugGet the Nuts and buttsmug.

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