When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.
Guy 1: hey dude check this out
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024
Get the Velcro Buttmug. A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
Get the Butt Monkeymug. Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.
Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.
by Godrewski March 15, 2022
Get the Poop Buttmug. 1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015
Get the Crunchy Butt Custardmug. by waxonjackson420 July 6, 2022
Get the butt shampoomug. A musically watered down style of metal that's meant to be as inoffensive and possible and appeal to the widest demographic possible. Also commonly overlaps with octanecore.
"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)
"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)
"Dude, that's some shitty ass butt metal. Do you actually listen to Damageplan?"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"
by mish1 November 12, 2023
Get the butt metalmug. “Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.
by That island guy August 8, 2024
Get the Butt Douchemug.