National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

National Smush Day

Literally just Valentine’s Day.

The couples all just fuck today. Just call it National Smush Day.

by crackwhoresugabb February 15, 2021

National Booty day

Every May 3rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking

Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty

by BootyMan23 May 3, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

National daddy day

In honor of all your daddies, not biological though. 😻✋

meagen- happy national daddy day

greg- thanks babe

by anonymous October 3, 2021

National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

National send nudes day

the day where u ask someone to send nudes

"Hey its national send nudes day, yk what that means"

by Fact speakin only October 10, 2022