Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021
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by Kelly WCU April 28, 2010
person 1- i has such a horrible night...
person 2- why?
person 1- cause i totally got full of butt fluff!
person 2- aweh man that sux!
person 2- why?
person 1- cause i totally got full of butt fluff!
person 2- aweh man that sux!
by XAgentxCupcakeX May 19, 2009
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
by Deadinlivingform April 7, 2011
A musical instrument commonly known as a toilet but when farting makes a beautiful sound of varying notes
by Limo-Rob October 25, 2023
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