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One Direction

A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.
one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*
by louis toplinson April 16, 2021
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Heddi One

Heddi One is a well known kurdish guy on social media. Everyone that use his name in any kind of way behind his back has to ask him for permission. The reason why people know him as Heddi One is because he’s not afraid of anything or anyone. He can ruin someones life if he wants to and he can make someone very happy if he wants to. Give a type of energy towards him and you may get the same back. If you see the angry or disappointed side of him, you’ve really fucked up.
by X.Xxx April 7, 2023
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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something
“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one
by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.
"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."
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one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019
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