White

The color you turn when someone who is a badass starts stabbing you.

The guy was so surprised and embarrassed at the same time when he got stabbed that he didnt even try to take the knife from the assailant, all he could do was stand there and turn white, even whiter than he already was.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

White Thief

A person who steals from another thief to return its belongings to it's rightful owner.

I do white thief heroics for a living.

by DeadRain August 28, 2025

White Phillip

A stiff cocktail made entirely from male ejaculate. Typically served warm in a rocks glass.

That fingernail biting hoe looks like she could use a White Phillip.

by Fr0zenEddie January 25, 2024

Betty White

When you keep pouring straight shots of liquor into somebody's mixed drink without the person knowing it, causing them to get super Ef'd up and not realize it.

Hey man, did you see brandon? he got betty whited on new years eve!

by OGxZeUS January 3, 2022

Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024

untrained white eye

White peoples inability to tell the difference between individuals in the same race or similar race

Wasn't Nick Cannon in Friday Night Lights?

No that was Michael B. Jordon.

Oh, well aren't they the same person anyway?

Only to your untrained white eye. You also think all Asians come from China
True

by Beast of a Nation July 22, 2016

White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy

Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.

by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021