by Crazychris April 14, 2014
You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.
by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013
A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
by Sylvia Plath November 02, 2007
Statement about the temperature being very cold.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by PlaceHolder August 12, 2004
An "AMAZING" dragon ball game that has perfect servers and no connection issues at all!
This game is absolutly perfect with no cheaters whatsoever.
This game is absolutly perfect with no cheaters whatsoever.
Seereax: Yo Rhyme, wanna hop on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2?
Rhymestyle: Yeah man, I can't wait to get cooked by Hit awoken.
Rhymestyle: Yeah man, I can't wait to get cooked by Hit awoken.
by RockyNYC January 13, 2022
Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male
by How to squeeze someones balls May 07, 2021
when having sex is just that intense when your all over the place. your nuts are in her guts and your balls are to the walls.
you: last night I had sex with this girl and it was intense!
Brad: nuts to the guts and balls to the walls dude!
Brad: nuts to the guts and balls to the walls dude!
by Dylan.L November 07, 2020