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Statement about the temperature being very cold.

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A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
mugGet the freeze the balls off a brass monkeymug.

Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 8, 2022
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when having sex is just that intense when your all over the place. your nuts are in her guts and your balls are to the walls.
you: last night I had sex with this girl and it was intense!
Brad: nuts to the guts and balls to the walls dude!
by Dylan.L November 7, 2020
mugGet the nuts to the guts and balls to the wallsmug.
Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male
Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls
mugGet the How to squeeze someones ballsmug.

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2

An "AMAZING" dragon ball game that has perfect servers and no connection issues at all!
This game is absolutly perfect with no cheaters whatsoever.
Seereax: Yo Rhyme, wanna hop on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2?
Rhymestyle: Yeah man, I can't wait to get cooked by Hit awoken.
by RockyNYC January 13, 2022
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oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008
mugGet the oh balls fuck my lifemug.

well balls to you too sir

when you ask a question to someone, and they either reply with meh, or they dont say anything at all.
hey man, what day is it?

meh....

well balls to you too sir
by gurt chode April 28, 2011
mugGet the well balls to you too sirmug.

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