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Kobe ball 

An offensive strategy employed by the LA Lakers in which they give the ball to Kobe Bryant, then stand around and watch him take on the other team's entire defense by himself.

The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
-Did you hear the Lakers lost to Cleveland? How embarrassing!
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.
Kobe ball by Milky Cannon March 14, 2011
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cannon ball dookie 

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
cannon ball dookie by 61920 August 16, 2011

Skee-Ball 

"Skee-Ball" is a system in which places sexual activites on each level, which as the levels get higher the activities get increasingly more naughty.
Level 1 - Hugging, Holding hands, Peck kissing
Level 2 - Slightly intense kissing, minimal hand-to-body contact, laying with each other
Level 3 - Intense making out, feeling everywhere on the body, slight nakedness, slight fingering
Level 4 - Blow jobs, Hand jobs, eating out the girl, total fingering, sex-teasing
Level 5 - Have sex with the other person.. Also known as 'game over..'
Blow jobs, Hand jobs, sex Skee-Ball
Skee-Ball by Jbaby10 October 13, 2011

hospital ball 

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22] situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek].

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.

Biden-Ball-chinian

A liberal nutbar who is so wrapped up in hating on Trump, that they neglect to notice that Biden's balls are resting on their chin.
These Biden-Ball-Chinians are too busy pointing fingers at Trump supporters and calling them fluffers, to notice Bidens balls on their chins.

Pickle Ball 

During a threesome, two women (or any gender) playfully bat a male's testicle back and forth between the two.
Abby: "Did you hear Jas and Bailey played Pickle Ball with Elijah?"
Pickle Ball by jahman69 January 7, 2021

dragon ball dokkan battle 

It's better than dragon ball legends
Tyler: Hey have you played Dragon ball legends
Aiden: No I play dragon ball dokkan battle