one direction

a band of 26-28 year old LIARS who claimed and promised they would come back after 18 months, well guess what they didn’t, the 1d fandom is a different breed they ship all the members, larry, ziam , niall horan

person 1: whats ur fav band
me: one direction

person 1: but they broke up
me: I SAID one direction ITS A H I A T U S

by cxddlyniallbby November 26, 2020

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Get the one directionmug.

one shot

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health

that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(

by Exozs March 27, 2022

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Get the one shotmug.

To Glum ones money

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.

To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.

by pw994 May 14, 2021

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Get the To Glum ones moneymug.

That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide

yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021

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Get the That one teachermug.

Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

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