reese's cock pop

Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...

"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"

by the real keyser soze March 3, 2014

Diary of a Wimpy Cock

A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint

When I saw Bert’s Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.

by reginald dicks May 12, 2022

California cock roll

When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma

I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll

by Lean nuts April 27, 2022

Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.

Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016

Co-op cock torture

The act where two girls dig their fingernails into the mans penis foreskin while he blows a loud into one of the girls ear.

These girls gave me "Co-op cock torture" last night

by Co-op cock June 6, 2020

cock n' ooppss

The process of placing a large "veiny" cock in any orifice of the body. The result is the other person suddenly cumming inside it- "accidentally." As in a premie ejaculation. Like a quick "jerkie" or quickie to get it done and over with.

Dude 1: Yeah, yeah baby! Oh yeah, oh yeah! Tell me when you are about to... You fuck'in moron! You came in my ass! You did cock n' ooppss already!!!???

Dude 2: Sorry, dude! I am fuck'in straight. I usually cum really quickly when I am nervous. Dude, I think my girlfriend is watching us.

by Imar Sumlyn September 10, 2007

Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

by spartacock January 23, 2011