Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...
"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"
by the real keyser soze February 24, 2014
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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