California cock roll

When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma

I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll

by Lean nuts April 27, 2022

Diary of a Wimpy Cock

A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint

When I saw Bert’s Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.

by reginald dicks May 12, 2022

Co-op cock torture

The act where two girls dig their fingernails into the mans penis foreskin while he blows a loud into one of the girls ear.

These girls gave me "Co-op cock torture" last night

by Co-op cock June 6, 2020

cock n' ooppss

The process of placing a large "veiny" cock in any orifice of the body. The result is the other person suddenly cumming inside it- "accidentally." As in a premie ejaculation. Like a quick "jerkie" or quickie to get it done and over with.

Dude 1: Yeah, yeah baby! Oh yeah, oh yeah! Tell me when you are about to... You fuck'in moron! You came in my ass! You did cock n' ooppss already!!!???

Dude 2: Sorry, dude! I am fuck'in straight. I usually cum really quickly when I am nervous. Dude, I think my girlfriend is watching us.

by Imar Sumlyn September 10, 2007

Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

by spartacock January 23, 2011

cock gobbler cum dumpster

a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.

Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.

by Kristin's Pimp March 16, 2010

Pre-christmas cock-up

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.

Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

by silvamysticum December 2, 2010