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fuck off

What people who draw penises on stuff need to do.
Karen and Kevin need to fuck off
by PhoenixGamer34 March 26, 2022
mugGet the fuck offmug.

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.
Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
mugGet the My lights were offmug.

off them thangs

last night i was so off them thangs i brushed AND flossed my cat's teeth
by misterhappymeal December 8, 2020
mugGet the off them thangsmug.

fuck off bitvhi

fuck off bitvhi
fuck off bitvhi
by fuckoffbitvhi September 19, 2020
mugGet the fuck off bitvhimug.

Toss Off

To Sleep, in Britain
I'm gonna toss off soone. NOT wanking
by asop May 5, 2025
mugGet the Toss Offmug.

OFFS

Used mainly for work
A response to someone else’s stupidity
Sarcasm used when you don’t have time to explain something to anyone
“Hey can you speed up the line?”
“OFFS”
by Doug Wilson November 18, 2019
mugGet the OFFSmug.

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