a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.
guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020
Get the Dirty Damonmug. by LaRue April 23, 2020
Get the Dirty Varenmug. Random man of middle eastern descent, whom enjoys fucking transgender women up the ass and stroking their cock but says it is not gay because they identify as a female. While fucking the transgender woman, he takes a turkey leg, shoves it into his ass, pours hot and creamy KFC gravy down his back, and allows it to trickle into his asshole. He proceeds to wipe the shit off his dick, mixes it with yogurt, and then spreads it on the transgender person's stomach and licks it till it is clean.
Amy - "Did you hang out with Jasmine yesterday?"
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."
by FaggotChinkGaming August 4, 2022
Get the Dirty Armanmug. by Raytedex July 4, 2008
Get the Dirty Degomug. Dirty Shaly: Noun; A perfectly made gorgeous thiccc little slut whom is loyal, and nasty for only one man in a lifetime.
by Daddie Ralston June 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Shalymug. When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.
Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.
by WeftyandMash August 8, 2014
Get the dirty puppymug. by Colin Steve December 2, 2007
Get the turbo dirtymug.