an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. it's also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a dog and died because i wasnt well equipped
i walked up to a dog and died because i wasnt well equipped
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Dog water can be also used to describe somebody who really likes being in water, also some people describe them as
a "dog rat".
Dog water can be also used to describe somebody who really likes being in water, also some people describe them as
a "dog rat".
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Yo bro last night after chugging a bottle of delsyum, Jannet was so titty fucked she agreed to eat my chili cheese slaw dog.
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