Wind sock

The one pubic hair that is left behind that a guy can see when he is hitting from the back

Yoooo...the waxer left a wind sock when I was doing Sharon!

by 94Lex October 13, 2019

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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

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7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017

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