weener

A man with long hair who can't wrestle and doesn't sing in a rock band, normally won't have a job.

Any Big Issue seller

by Gary Eggbean October 27, 2003

Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008

Hot weiner sex

The act of splitting your partner's weiner into two peices down the middle up to their stomach, and then pumping in and out of their urethra with your weiner. Blood, semen, and urine are not a rare sight when performing this type of sex. Very hot. Very weiner. And very sex.

I just had 'hot weiner sex' with Morgan!

by Ryan Noel December 4, 2004

whistle weiner

weiner that extends straight out and curves up...Steve you're my boy blue!!

Hey Whistle weiner how's the weather?

by Amie March 3, 2005

Anthony Weiner

One of the last surviving species of politicians to stand up for themselves and not fall prey to the "Fair and balanced" "Journalism" of Fox News and the conservative media outlets.

Also see: Honest politician, Extinct.

I really like that Anthony Weiner, he's got balls.

by waterboy72 April 17, 2011

Wiggity Weener

Of or relating to or acting like Stong Sad.

SS: Hey Strong Bad.
SB: Hey Wiggity Weener

by Uri Kelman April 10, 2004

To weiner

To go (ham) on somebody or something. Usually used while playing call of duty

I'm about to weiner at black ops.

I just got weinered!

by Allan Eaton 24 April 23, 2011