ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

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<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see

by Rush August 13, 2004

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Chocolate Ugly

A word a customer would use when frustrated with a customer service representative about their prepaid phone service . They would typically say this before hanging up

"You are such a chocolate UGLY" *click*

by Sum41bl1nker January 4, 2009

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Ugly Dress

A sexual maneuver that involves wrapping a woman that is too ugly too look at in the bed sheets in order to have sex with her without having to look upon her revolting form.

I didn't want to have sex with that ugly girl at the bar last night but I was extremely desperate, so I ugly dressed her.

by OG Dan February 4, 2010

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Trumpin' Uglies

1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.

2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.

Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.

by seudokode January 18, 2019

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ugly headidis

when one is so ugly that their head gives off rays of ugly

her head was so large and ugly that when the friend walked past the ugly bounced off and made the friend just as ugly therefore, she had caught ugly headidis

by NEv August 4, 2015

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