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Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros
4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.
by You stupid... May 6, 2021
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Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.
We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020
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Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 22, 2023
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slay that unicorn

Overcoming an obstacle that has eluded for so long as to seem impossible.
In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!
by animalmom September 23, 2015
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Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn
"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"
by boggoblin November 22, 2014
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Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022
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snarky unicorn

Utterly fabulous women because of their sacastic but optimistic outlook on life.
What's with those mom's? They always have something wiseass to say, and totally don't care what others think.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016
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