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Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds
Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.
by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023
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turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .
Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.
by Romeoblues December 15, 2015
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Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.
Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together
by Dusty Scott November 24, 2017
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Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014
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tree turd

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.
by Frankie figs June 11, 2017
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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks
"He is a wet turd"
by LittleSlice May 8, 2014
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turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd
Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom
by walterc August 5, 2023
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