taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

by dick e September 8, 2020

Sloppy Toppy

It goes by many names, head, blow job, and many more. Including Sloppy Toppy

I got Sloppy Toppy from a girl with pink hair

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 5, 2020

sloppy toppy

when a girl gives head

gimme that sloppy toppy baby ;)

by Jojo1255 February 27, 2021

Broad-Toppy

When you have nothing else to do besides destroy your life with drugs.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna go for a hike?

Person 2: Nah I'll be busy going Broad-Toppy for the ready of my life.

by TippyToedTimmy June 13, 2021

Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021