super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.

"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"

by Noob69 May 17, 2010

tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.

Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.

by Firenerd January 26, 2014

zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 9, 2008

Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".

Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.

by RabidPanda October 21, 2003

Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.

by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010

tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

Tool Fag

A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.

Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..

Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.

Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@

JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG

by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009