chris is that a police

im calling the weed

chris is that a police
im calling the weed

'420 wut u smokin'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

chris lloyd

steal; take something somebody else earned; a thief/fraud; person who steals from sweet women; ghetto trash that tries to front as if he is intelligent and classy, but can’t get a legal job because of criminal history
thief liar psychopath fraud abuser woman beater

I’m about to Chris Lloyd that lady’s purse

by baddestbitchinCA December 25, 2019

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

Chris Straits

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)

man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"

by Acme420 September 20, 2013

Chris the Dread

An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation

Yo I was in the Astra Memecus Discord and had a conversation with THE Chris the Dread

by : ) guess who November 28, 2021

Chris Cornell

The most badass singer in the world, best voice in rock!

No one can sing like Chris Cornell

by anonymous November 13, 2020

chris stuckmann

I grew up with this definition

Stuckmann grew up with urban dictionary

chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!

by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022