An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation
by : ) guess who November 28, 2021
by CTA12345 October 14, 2009
A bikie from Western Australia who was forced to flee the state due to tax evasions and opal hooping. He now claims to be a "motivational speaker" in schools but really wants to get closer to kids. He claimed his dad worked in his fridge and his mum worked in his freezer, we can end up coming to a conclusion that he put them in there and said he forgot. His last name is commonly used around 15-year-old school boys as a means of entertainment as they chant his last name Doyle religiously.
15 Year Old Australian School Kids: Daye DOYLEEEEE!!!!!
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Doyle: Ok
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Doyle: Ok
by FerterintheMerter February 25, 2019
he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax
by ClapedF150 February 20, 2019
man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
by Acme420 September 20, 2013
Megatool-hatertot. Senile, wacked out player who's steelo is beat. Gotta give him props on his mad skittles in the kitchen while keeping it real, he hella kills it. Drives an old beat hoopty. He thinks he's such a mack daddy! Sits around all day, disses us about our shit, then just throws kosher in my beef even though it comes out bomb, he needs to chill. Gotta give him props on his ghetto ass front though. He lays down some mad beats in his spare time. He better step off though-I'm coming up fast.
by D.S.C.11 May 06, 2011
chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!
I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 02, 2022