Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.

That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.

by newyy1 September 10, 2011

bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.

Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.

by jeromius September 15, 2010

Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.

Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.

by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

fly tits

When you see a girl with perfect titties walking down the street. You gatta yell out damn girl you got some fly tits!!!!!

That girl has some fly tits.

by dirtyc2thej May 30, 2014

parrot with tits

a bimbo with more silicon in her breasts than brain cells in her head.

Pamela Anderson is a major parrot with tits

by gatorback rippa March 16, 2010

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009